Monologue about the Yankees: Now you all must know that I do not care all that much about baseball, its outcome, or anything beyond superficial geographic attachment or momentary viewing pleasure...i.e. Philadelphia Yankees. What matters to me is correct internet language, keeping dumb voters home on election day, and suppression of the freedom to whine on the internet. But I digress...... I engaged in a lively, yet condescending, arrogant, meanspirited, racist, sexist discussion (as of course I must do), about the second game of NBA playoffs with an unnamed Milwaukee Red Sox fan, and had the following enlightening things to say:
Bulky Bob: calling spank, red sox need your help, red sox need your help
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Bulky Bob: curse of don mattingley continues
Bulky Bob: get marc on the phone, tell i said this too
Bulky Bob: and tell your team to shave too
Bulky Bob: they are hairy
Bulky Bob: they say boston baked beans, is your team baked?
Bulky Bob: where were their punters?
Bulky Bob: silence from boston
Bulky Bob: didnt boston respond to Major events since the Sox last won the World Series:-(taken from a Yankee source) Halley's comet passed Earth... twice -We landed on the moon-Radio and tv were invented-Flagpoles were erected on the Fenway Park roof to hold all of the team's future World Series pennants. They have since rusted and been taken down.-Prohibition was created and repealed-15 presidents were elected -Alaska, Arizona, Hawaii, Oklahoma, and New Mexico were admitted. -Women got the right to vote-George Burns celebrated his 20th, 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th, 70th, 80th, 90th, and 100th birthdays.-World war I, World war II, Korea, Vietnam, 2 gulf wars-The rise and fall of communism-9/11
Bulky Bob: so what about their loss
Bulky Bob: will this curse continue
Bulky Bob: did don mattingley ever play on the red sox?
Bulky Bob: did he win a golden glove with them?
Bulky Bob: who is their number 23?
Bulky Bob: a water boy
Bulky Bob: arent the players on the red sox mimicking don mattingley's mustache and hairstyle?
Bulky Bob: why cant they get their own?
Bulky Bob: and red and white?
Bulky Bob: what does that symbolize?
Bulky Bob: the red cross?
Bulky Bob: do they need an airlift to a hospital?
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Bulky Bob: are they combat causalties
Bulky Bob: who wants to be a sock?
Bulky Bob: are they good at hand puppets
Bulky Bob: are they santa clause, being red and all, bringing the gift of loss to bostonians nowhere
Bulky Bob: why 1918? didnt they have a say, in winning before then
Bulky Bob: why not shoot for a shootable goal, such as 1918
Bulky Bob: correct that, that was when they last won, better yet 2018
Bulky Bob: set an achievable goal
Bulky Bob: build the team and you shall get rid of the name and move it someplace else
Bulky Bob: help me out here
Bulky Bob: i am just trying to understand this catastrophic loss
Bulky Bob: i understand it here, in new york
Bulky Bob: but am curious, how do they see this in boston
Bulky Bob: where are you, new yorker who likes a boston team
Bulky Bob: are you bakes
Bulky Bob: *excuse me baked
Bulky Bob: maybe am i alone in the universive
Bulky Bob: i wonder if i saw the news correctly
Bulky Bob: i guess the red sox lost
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Now that the Yankee haters are infuriated. They are in fact connected to big Oil......Yes thats right, the Yankees are raising your gas prices......their victory parades raise demand and limit supply.......So next game I want the Yankees to loose, because I believe in nothing. Go Padres!!!!
Wednesday, October 13, 2004
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Chalked up to arrogance or simple brilliance, I have decided to post a little of your output, from some of my most devoted friends/followers and tards. I, personally, offer their poems and output, since responses to this blog are only open to those best qualified to answer these questions, (ok, Ill admit it, a "blog" isnt an open web discussion forum, it's a discussion group for qualified members on a specific topic, e.g. computers, economics, politics... etc., which is precisely why I chose a blog and not a journal, because frankly I dont want to share my personal life on the internet, and I dont really care what you have to say or think about it, except you Pooky...wink wink), and since registering would mean that you are qualified to talk about the boring, and useless stuff on the internet, like this rant, I feel it is best not to make an example of yourself and be the first one to copy this blog or post here, as few or none have, thereby showing your own stupidity, lack of creativity, lack of understanding of what I have been saying, and ability to waste our time with negative internet consumption, for to join and/or comment would mean we would be laughing at you, instead of me simply doing the pointing and the laughing. And then nobody wins, ok?
Forget all that, because based on my research and your responses, your mind cannot handle large paragraphs, (if you have gotten here or read this extra addition, typical of what I put on this blog) you probably missed some key point or aspect, for your mind tends to skip long things, unfamiliar or big words, commas (which, you, and me, seem to add, but do not understand, how much, they, confuse the sentence,) or gravitates towards colors (that are shiny). But I digress, Here is my blog and here is a living and breathing example of the stupidity out there today.
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