WARNING: IF YOU DO NOT LIKE POLITICS, PLEASE BOTHER TO READ THIS, THESE VIEWS DO NOT REPRESENT THOSE OF THE AUTHOR OR ANY PARTISANSHIP BUT ARE MERELY AN OBJECTIVE SYNTHESIS OF THE CAMPAIGNS' ACTUAL INTELLECTUAL OUTPUT for simple/complex people like myself!
First it's important to understand why politics will change, and how certian politicians explain the relationship between fear, hope, common sense, intelligence, and your gullability. Get ready, they are brilliant! I'll boldface to guide you along .......
Hopeful thought will replace fear as the central arguement of conspiracy. There is nothing to fear but thoughtful hopeful conspiracy itself.
Using this logic here are two examples, both hopeful:
1. no one will stop our children in wheelchairs from walking again
2. we will all be drafted, including your pets
******contradiction and conspiracy will be the hallmark of competence, competence will be the simplification of incompetence based on the application and judgement of complex people. Conspiracy and complexity wont be incompetent positions because they are not simple and therefore not stupid. You are not stupid to simplify conspiracy because you are thinking and acting complex. Get it stupid?
So in order to think, have hope, and thought you must believe the complexity of ex.'s 1 & 2. This is not fearful. You are incompetent, stupid, and spreading fear if you do not believe in for ex.s 1 & 2.
******candidates will know nothing and implement them poorly OR know everything and implement them in a calculated, evil way. Simple right?
Ok, using this basic, simple logic of these two principles, enter these following examples into this formula, and see what you come out with. May all your troubles be hopeful, thoughtful, and complex. Are you worthy?:
-all our children will be able to get out of their wheelchairs and walk again, as disease will be wiped out by raisins soaked in gin.
-the flu will be eliminated as it also will be cured by raisins soaked in gin.
-those robots that deny old people their drugs....yeah they will be outsourced, raped, and pillaged in a manner reminiscent of Jengis Khan. They will experience the routine cutting of ears and shooting up, in free drug/fire zones like California and Canada.
-everyone's sexuality will be conspicuously defined for everyone's consumption. I think if you ask Boy George, youll find that he is just being himself.
-testing abroad, no testing children at home. Wrong test, wrong place, wrong time.
-women will validate themselves by getting real jobs.....not including motherhood, teaching, income less than the wealthiest one percent, etc. etc.....ok ladies dont get angry at me on this one, I didnt write it
-no death penalty for the assassin of Mother Goose, despite what The Gaurdian says
-no more grenade launchers to hunt deer and our police
-the "Plan" will be revealed
-Americans will never lose weapons/explosive/WMD stashes that were not there. Powerful stuff
-Both sides will aggree that WMD can be an individual person, who cant have had the lost stashes/people in a nation when they werent there
-we will sink in the quagmire, a foresty swamp somehwere, but I cannot figure out what and where they are talking. Bombs are heavy I think. Jailcells with important people in them cant move......Mainly moutnains and open desert in Afghanistan and Iraq though. Well the Marsh Arabs were in Iraq, but they were almost whiped out by the 90's, but we need not confuse them with the Kurds and Shias......for I think that swamp was drained.
-No longer will blood be exchanged for oil. Blood will resume its ability to pump oxygen and minerals to the human body in order to continue driving sports cars and SUV's.
-the Oil Conspiracy (no not the Coalition of the Coerced and Bribed.......Oil for Food Scandal) will be defeated, and evil corporations, like the terrorist Huggies Corporation, will cease to exist. Americans will have their oil and diapers and hate them too.
-Halliburton, the boogy man, will scare no longer....oh boy will they will be outsourced, raped, and pillaged in a manner reminiscent of Jengis Khan. ....with pleasure...... They will experience the routine cutting off of ears and shooting in free-oil zones like the Middle East.
-A Smarter, more effective way of putting it..........Oil: conspiracy as Oil for Food: Coalition of the Coerced and Bribed
-Faith can guide you in politics but it cant be found in your positions. So you can believe morals as a matter of faith but you cant show your faith or morals. As a complex compromise, in the future you can understand a person's morality but they cant be involved in politics. You can believe that the Bible leads to peace and love but you cant say that the bible led you to peace and love. You can have them but you cant eat them too.
-every vote WILL count: once, twice, three times. In fact, vote early and often and then file a law suit. Repressors wont spray 200,000,000,000 African American voters with hoses (like 2000) to keep them from voting
-Voters will completely understand both civics and the mechanical ability to vote (like driving, in which we have demanding liscences and manditory insurance, and our drivers are just perfect.........ok maybe we have a ways to go on this one)
-Americans will admit their three worst mistakes that you give them, in public. In fact why dont you start?They might be published in the New York Times anyways.......
-mostly importantly: there will be no more lies, ever, you hear me! (remember this if you comment, or get this far)
Vote for change, vote for the "smart" candidate
I dont know maybe all smart people better stay home on election day.
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A guiding rant:
Chalked up to arrogance or simple brilliance, I have decided to post a little of your output, from some of my most devoted friends/followers and tards. I, personally, offer their poems and output, since responses to this blog are only open to those best qualified to answer these questions, (ok, Ill admit it, a "blog" isnt an open web discussion forum, it's a discussion group for qualified members on a specific topic, e.g. computers, economics, politics... etc., which is precisely why I chose a blog and not a journal, because frankly I dont want to share my personal life on the internet, and I dont really care what you have to say or think about it, except you Pooky...wink wink), and since registering would mean that you are qualified to talk about the boring, and useless stuff on the internet, like this rant, I feel it is best not to make an example of yourself and be the first one to copy this blog or post here, as few or none have, thereby showing your own stupidity, lack of creativity, lack of understanding of what I have been saying, and ability to waste our time with negative internet consumption, for to join and/or comment would mean we would be laughing at you, instead of me simply doing the pointing and the laughing. And then nobody wins, ok?
Forget all that, because based on my research and your responses, your mind cannot handle large paragraphs, (if you have gotten here or read this extra addition, typical of what I put on this blog) you probably missed some key point or aspect, for your mind tends to skip long things, unfamiliar or big words, commas (which, you, and me, seem to add, but do not understand, how much, they, confuse the sentence,) or gravitates towards colors (that are shiny). But I digress, Here is my blog and here is a living and breathing example of the stupidity out there today.
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