Of all the intelligent developments in the past 1.98 billion years nothing compares to the importance in meaning of the following expressions, developed, and used in a most satisfactory manner by young teens:
lol- wow "ha" or "I am laughing right now sitting and looking at my electronic device" is SO not cool
lmao-I didn't know this was possible. The depths of human expression, truly, are furthered by this jewel.
brb, gtg- easy switch from the lovely and convenient "b" to the personally close "r" and the amazing "g" to the awesome "t" on the keyboard and back. Unbelievable Genius
brt- can you feel the urgency??? So romantic this word is...................................................................................................
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k- the omission of the "o" is tres cool
u- the new power of refering to the second person. Ghetto dreams for everyone
b4- great letters such as "b" deserve to paired with numbers such as "four." 4, yes thats what that gorgeous number looks like. When the American language was invented in 1980, I bet they realized that some words had numbers contained in them???? The founding fathers were geniuses.
BTW- there is no better way to let someone know what you are about, to say something more, but with passion.
Vowels (aeiou 123456789) are strangled between puritanical (those "no voting before you are 18" ppl) consonents. Use them lightly. Keep them liberated, balanced between the same consonent, or at the end of your word. For example "U" or "lol"
****Special note: vulgarities such as BYOB insult the reader, saying to them "bring your OWN beer," a hostility for any visiting guest and offensive in normal conversation. Use the common practice "BB," simply "bring beer." The "o" is literally smothered, its your own precious vowel. (There is no American way to express the English "Be Back," the commonality of this word is such that you should not use it in this manner.)
****general rule- lss lettrs is bet, hlps so mch to mini ur con + sve tme on tping. U dnt tlk to ppl anymre in prsn, y wate tme on tping the rght thng. Gr8er rnge of exprssn.
.,':;[]{}?!CAPS- the most repressive parts of our culture they control our lives and their use is insensitive to everyone
do you see how much the youth of the nation have saved us what communicative ability they have spent their time and efforts strenously developing
if you have more of these cultural treasures please comment
fight the english language power!
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About me and why you should convert towards my ways:
A guiding rant:
Chalked up to arrogance or simple brilliance, I have decided to post a little of your output, from some of my most devoted friends/followers and tards. I, personally, offer their poems and output, since responses to this blog are only open to those best qualified to answer these questions, (ok, Ill admit it, a "blog" isnt an open web discussion forum, it's a discussion group for qualified members on a specific topic, e.g. computers, economics, politics... etc., which is precisely why I chose a blog and not a journal, because frankly I dont want to share my personal life on the internet, and I dont really care what you have to say or think about it, except you Pooky...wink wink), and since registering would mean that you are qualified to talk about the boring, and useless stuff on the internet, like this rant, I feel it is best not to make an example of yourself and be the first one to copy this blog or post here, as few or none have, thereby showing your own stupidity, lack of creativity, lack of understanding of what I have been saying, and ability to waste our time with negative internet consumption, for to join and/or comment would mean we would be laughing at you, instead of me simply doing the pointing and the laughing. And then nobody wins, ok?
Forget all that, because based on my research and your responses, your mind cannot handle large paragraphs, (if you have gotten here or read this extra addition, typical of what I put on this blog) you probably missed some key point or aspect, for your mind tends to skip long things, unfamiliar or big words, commas (which, you, and me, seem to add, but do not understand, how much, they, confuse the sentence,) or gravitates towards colors (that are shiny). But I digress, Here is my blog and here is a living and breathing example of the stupidity out there today.
Good luck at the pictures, I'm watching you and laughing everytime you click.
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