Its official:
W stands for Walker
Walker Texas Ranger
Walker that our child uses
Walker Talker
Anything otherewise would be an historical inaccuracy.
My poetry, "and thoughts about my personal problems, so you all can read, well probably not, unless it has some kind of lie or gossip, or something funny, but I will write it anyways cause I know you are reading this, you know who you are, but chances are that if you are any person reading this you believe that I am specifically refering to you when I write this, but in reality I am really talking about the one thing that makes me most happy, besides dazzling intelligence, monstrous, ahem, talent, an impeccable ability to make many words mean nothing, and an ego to rival those abilities artfully mentioned by myself, but soon you will realize, if you have gotten this far, that bad grammar, poor sentance structure, and my overblown tendancy to ramble has forced you to learn some fatal self doubts that I have in myself, my ability to communicate with regular people and continue this rant towards poetry, which outlets everything I can think of, that in fact my flaws are so worrisome to me that I cannot find but one song to greatly express my paralyzing problems, in my comfortable home, healthy family, reasonable and acceptable standard of living, and lots of loyal and adoring friends, (but besides the fact my 3 mintue time limit for writing this is nearly over), but anyways to summarize all of this i would say to "lets get it started it in here (at the same time HA) lets get it started it in here (doubled by the female vocalists)" by the new great lyricists/musicians of our time"
My poetry:
Gray
low mileage
Nissan
Sentra to my life
by Me
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About me and why you should convert towards my ways:
A guiding rant:
Chalked up to arrogance or simple brilliance, I have decided to post a little of your output, from some of my most devoted friends/followers and tards. I, personally, offer their poems and output, since responses to this blog are only open to those best qualified to answer these questions, (ok, Ill admit it, a "blog" isnt an open web discussion forum, it's a discussion group for qualified members on a specific topic, e.g. computers, economics, politics... etc., which is precisely why I chose a blog and not a journal, because frankly I dont want to share my personal life on the internet, and I dont really care what you have to say or think about it, except you Pooky...wink wink), and since registering would mean that you are qualified to talk about the boring, and useless stuff on the internet, like this rant, I feel it is best not to make an example of yourself and be the first one to copy this blog or post here, as few or none have, thereby showing your own stupidity, lack of creativity, lack of understanding of what I have been saying, and ability to waste our time with negative internet consumption, for to join and/or comment would mean we would be laughing at you, instead of me simply doing the pointing and the laughing. And then nobody wins, ok?
Forget all that, because based on my research and your responses, your mind cannot handle large paragraphs, (if you have gotten here or read this extra addition, typical of what I put on this blog) you probably missed some key point or aspect, for your mind tends to skip long things, unfamiliar or big words, commas (which, you, and me, seem to add, but do not understand, how much, they, confuse the sentence,) or gravitates towards colors (that are shiny). But I digress, Here is my blog and here is a living and breathing example of the stupidity out there today.
Good luck at the pictures, I'm watching you and laughing everytime you click.
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